why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

2 black kids walk into school

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