- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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