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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Peas

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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