A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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No your aunties a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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