What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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