- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

whats green and lives in the water

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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