- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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