- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's white and gluey Glue

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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