- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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