Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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