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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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