- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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