- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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