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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what this: b a dead one of these: p

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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