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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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