Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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