- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Good job, son.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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