Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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