- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did you step on my watermelon?

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Gretta has five legs? -no

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Asian women drivers...

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