Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Jack Stevens

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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