- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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