Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Get on the boat.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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