- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

balls

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

your face is kinda funny

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Ms Leong Sux

Once upon a time a was born

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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