- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What would u like to drink?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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