- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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