How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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