- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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