- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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