How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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