What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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