How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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