what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Chuck Norris.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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