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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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