- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

autistic kids rock

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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