- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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