What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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