- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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