- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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