- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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