- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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