- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

pobody's nerfect

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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