- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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