What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Click here to end the world.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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