Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Balls

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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