What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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