What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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