What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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