What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Get on the boat.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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