- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A lot eh?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A penis walks into a bar..

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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