- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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