- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

you see theres this guy.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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