- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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