- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Women's rights.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

silver bullet?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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