A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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