- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

You are joking right?

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

David Cameron

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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