Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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