- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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