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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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