- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Get up Look in the mirror

your mama's so fat... that's it

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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