How did the dog die? He was put down.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

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