- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

This is a random Anti joke.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

steven hawking walks into a bar

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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