- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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