How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Male leadership.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Racial Equality

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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