How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A hill billy went fishing

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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