- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

how do you win a game try your best

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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