- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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