- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

I like school Said no one ever.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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