Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

knock knock come in !

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Your Mum is soo fat.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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