What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

womans rights...

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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