Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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