- Anti Joke

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

knock knock Goodbye

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)