- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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