The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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