- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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