How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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