- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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