- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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