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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Your sex life.

jd and zach loves vigina

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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