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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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