i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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My children are mistakes

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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