- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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