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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

roses are red poo is poo

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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