- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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