What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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