- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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