What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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