A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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