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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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