Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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