What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Good job, son.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Obama lin Baden.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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