- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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