Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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