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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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