- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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