An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is the name of the car? What

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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