- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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