- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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