- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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