Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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