- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How you know when dislextic

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How about that airline food?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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