- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

make me a sandwich! what kind?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did? Yes

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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