Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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