- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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