boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

pull my finger (farts)

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What does two plus two equal? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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