- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Eric is gay Ha

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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