- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

In soviet Russia...things are different

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