- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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