- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Hello.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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