- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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