- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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