- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

joke under this line wins _________________________

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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