- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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