- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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