You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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