What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

will you like this joke my sources say no

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

My mom

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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