What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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